That’s about it, folks.  I said I’d be out by noon, and I was only about thirty minutes over that limit.
I’ll give it to big boss: even in the face of being caught in lie after lie after lie, she never once lost her cool or faced reality.  I mean, this was some pathological type shit here.  Or an absurdist drama.  Or all of the above.
So now, a Whole Foods lunch later, and my last commute home, it looks like that’s a wrap.  I’d like to thank everyone who’s stuck behind me through this assault on reason, and proof that there might not be a God, because it’s always better to laugh than to cry.  There’s plenty of story left, but I think I’m finished typing it up here.  It’s time to bury it.
Good night, and good luck.

That’s about it, folks.  I said I’d be out by noon, and I was only about thirty minutes over that limit.

I’ll give it to big boss: even in the face of being caught in lie after lie after lie, she never once lost her cool or faced reality.  I mean, this was some pathological type shit here.  Or an absurdist drama.  Or all of the above.

So now, a Whole Foods lunch later, and my last commute home, it looks like that’s a wrap.  I’d like to thank everyone who’s stuck behind me through this assault on reason, and proof that there might not be a God, because it’s always better to laugh than to cry.  There’s plenty of story left, but I think I’m finished typing it up here.  It’s time to bury it.

Good night, and good luck.